Yesss...! Finally! Listen up, gamefowls! Get your talons out! We'll be fightin' the night away tonight, 'till there's no more feed left on the sand circle...!
| HP | 92.0 + (2.51*lvl) |
| DEF |
| Trigger | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Identity Acquisition | Yesss...! Finally! Listen up, gamefowls! Get your talons out! We'll be fightin' the night away tonight, 'till there's no more feed left on the sand circle...! |
| Morning Greeting | Go ahead, kill us, break our necks one after another... But believe me, no matter how much you struggle, you'll be dead as shite when we're through with you. I promise you, that's as sure as the break of dawn every morning. |
| Afternoon Greeting | Right-o. Next up is between... you, and you there. Only the winner of the spar gets to lunch; same rule as always. ... Ah, and like last time, the last one standin' gets to go a round with me. C'mon, I've got to indulge a little too, don't I? Don't fret, you'll get your feed even if you lose against me. |
| Evening Greeting | ... Mmh. Oi, alright? Can't help but crave a kip when it gets dark like this. Need to get some blood pumpin' in my brain, thrash my wings with abandon... It ain't right to leave an Adept like myself sittin' on his arse, waiting around all day... This shite really narks me, mate... |
| Chatter #1 | I reminisce about some things from time to time. What drove me to become a Heishou? And why the You branch, of all things...? You know, questions like those. Somethin' must've driven me to pursue merit, to become a man of quality... Well, I 'spose lordin' over the chickens is a kind of success too, when you really get down to it. |
| Chatter #2 | We ain't complicated. Let us out of our cages, make a nice sand circle for us to go absolutely bonkers over... and we'll fight until someone drops. There ain't anything special about bein' an Adept, either—I just happened to be the best gamefowl out of 'em all. And survived. |
| Chatter #3 | You Bolus has this side effect of turnin' people into battle-crazed lunatics. It affects some of us more than it does others, making 'em berserk out without an explicit order to do so. But those bloody geezers don't even try to upgrade the Bolus. See what I'm on about? To them, we're fodder; they're just happy throwin' us to the grinder and refilling our numbers when the deed's done. "Might as well keep this shite broken if it'll break soon after fixin' it anyway" kinda attitude, know what I mean? |
| Post-Uptie Chat 1 | Ah... and here I thought I'd manage to keep it cool all day today. Bloody rabbits—I'll take your intrusion into the sand circle as the invitation to make coney skewers out of all of you! |
| Post-Uptie Chat 2 | 2 down... 6 down...! Huh... is that it? Bollocks, and here I thought I'd get to really thrash my wings and peck some vermin today. Nngh... oi, you lot. Get out of my sight and take your fight elsewhere. Piss me off and I'll peck you, too. |
| Idle | *yawn* ... Oi, keep your heads nice and empty when we've got nothin' going on. It's that thinkin' that makes us want to brawl... yeah? |
| Uptying | Learn to appreciate our silence in the morning, yeah? Roosters crow only when the lord holding our leash commands us to. |
| Deployment | Whassit...? Oh, a calling from our lord? |
| Stage Entry | Hah... Let's fill up! |
| Viewed in Battle | Sod off or die. |
| Commencing Attack | Talons out! |
| Enemy Stagger | Wha, you're down already? That's a bit bland, innit? |
| Staggered | Keheh, yes! I like that! |
| Enemy Killed | Pecked 'em to death! Next! NEXT! |
| Death | Hah... I totally lost control, didn't I...? Well... I was always going to end up a carcass... anyway. |
| Check Passed | Listen... I did this for you instead of indulgin' my fighting urges. Remember, that, yeah? |
| Check Failed | Get this shite out of my face! I ain't wastin' time on a battlefield... |
| Victory Cry | Is that it?! Where are the rest? Where?! I ain't stopping 'till— *inhales* ... Fine... Keep it down. I've got to keep this down... or I won't get to fight another day. |
| Extra Conditions Fulfilled | Ah, tsk... why'd you have to loiter about in my vicinity? That's how you get yourself killed, faffin' around a You Heishou with nothing left to kill. Hah, what's that? You lot haven't had your fill just yet, either...? Fine! Come and get me! |
| Defeat Wail | My lord! A retreat order, now? I-I was just about to jump into the fray now that the rest of those useless chicks were dead! Are you bloody serious?! Ugh... fuck this. It ain't like I can disobey an order... |
Gamefowl
When activating <<((HeishouCombo))Exalted Command>>, The Lord of Hongyuan Hong Lu gains the following effect as the <<((HeishouComboCountHonglu))Heishou Bolus Contamination [黑獣丸染]>> effect:
- On Hit with this unit's Base Attack Skill: Deal 5% of Gluttony damage dealt as Wrath damage
Cannot be Staggered or fall below 1 HP due to <<((Combustion))Burn>> damage.
Gain 3 <<((ChickenStance))Bloodflame [血炎]>> and +3 <<((Combustion))Burn>> Count in the same turn it Substitutes or Returns in.
Backed Against a River
CRIMSON x 3
Turn End: if an ally with the lowest current HP percentage has less than 50% HP, that unit gains 1 <<((ParryingResultUp))Clash Power Up>> next turn
Peck 'em
Peck 'em
Peck 'em
Peck 'em
Mutilating Talons
Mutilating Talons
Mutilating Talons
Mutilating Talons
Bloodflame Massacre [血炎亂舞]
Bloodflame Massacre [血炎亂舞]
Rooster's Rampaging Blades Under the Ensanguined Heaven [血天下鷄舞亂刀]
Rooster's Rampaging Blades Under the Ensanguined Heaven [血天下鷄舞亂刀]
... I'm burning up with rage. And I'm not even on a battlefield.
Why aren't they fighting back? A good fight would've given me a chance to let off some of this pent-up steam.
That bloody coney won't put up a fight! I've drilled a hole in his gut, but the bloke's busy scamperin' away.
Sneaky little shites slinkin' through the night. Think you've got the guts to take us on?
…….
We gave all kinds of excuses to pass on that other mission because we were promised a fight against the best of the best that the Jialan Guards had to offer...
... and wouldn't you know it, the bloody coneys came and nicked it right under our noses. Slipped in at night, did they? Got 'em to surrender by grabbin' hostages, did they?
And they were so proud of that accomplishment that they felt the need to walk up to me and rub it in... The gall!
*sigh* Bollocks. If I knew this was going to happen, I would've joined the hunt for that Psychoment user or whatever they're called!
Oi! Did you think me an easy target or something 'coz that weird Mao Adept lass beat me <i>once</i>? Is that what this is about?
You don't bloody steal a fight away from us! You just don't!
... Taking a You Bolus must've turned you into a birdbrained fool.
It's hardly been 3 weeks since the lord commanded us not to waste Heishou lives on pointless squabbles.
Yeah, tell that to our Xianren. The geezer said we should behave as roosters do.
That he'd put in a good word to our lord, that we should take the mission.
... Wasn't it supposed to be a joint mission with the Mao branch anyway? I'm having a hard time understanding what you're so vexed about.
I'm "vexed" about you havin' all the fun and leavin' us twiddlin' our thumbs! You bastards didn't leave even a single morsel for us to feed on!
... Unbelievable. This branch is full of crybabies all the way up to an Adept like yourself. This is why no one wants to work with you roosters.
Give it some thought, why don't you? That maybe, just maybe, it's your branch's fault that you don't ever get called to these missions.
Clearly, a sword through the gut wasn't enough to shut him up.
Maybe tearing that cheeky noggin' off his torso'll finally do the job.
As I narrow my eyes at the footwork of the bloke who was looking for a chance to book it, I sense someone approaching from behind me.
They're moving stealthily—a hare, it's got to be...
Whassit? You wanna go a round, that it?
They're surrounding me. Hah... tryin' to take me down by pilin' on me all at once, that it?
Why, I like that. It's been too long since I was allowed to have a fight all to myself—
I know what you're thinking, but this isn't what it looks like.
... I'm just here to deliver a message from our lord.
From the lord? Tsk... got me all excited, thinkin' I was about to get jumped.
There ain't as many of them as the rats, but there's enough coneys to be called a swarm... it would've been a fun fight.
What's with that bundle of bamboo sticks?
The lord has decreed that... the roosters are to stand down and put an end to their troublemaking. That he shall bestow an additional mission for your branch.
I snatch the finely-dried, elegant bamboo scroll out of his hands.
Unlike that previous Family Hierarch or whatever her name was, who used us as some sodden bodyguards and never let us fight, my current lord...
Well, let's just say he knows how to party. I've faith he's about to get us a nice battlefield where we can finally—
... Wait, what's this?
Clear out the remnants of the Jialan Guards...?
... Oi, you sure you've come to the right address? Any Jialan Guards worth fighting either surrendered or were executed already!
The lord gave us, the gamefowls, an errand to take out the stragglers? Really now? We're talkin' about the same lord here, yeah?
He also added that you were free to refuse this mission. Should you refuse, the mission would fall to... us, the Mao branch.
…….
Usually... Defying the leash-holder's command isn't the kind of luxury we have.
We have to do what we're told, even if that command sends us to our doom.
But he's giving <i>us</i> a choice...?
Ugh... what the fuck does this mean? Is he going to leave us hangin' for days on end with nothing to do but sleepin' the days away if we refuse to take this one?
And that's the whole message. Refuse the mission if it's not to your liking.
Like I said, we can take on the mission if—
... Mate, I never said I didn't want the mission, did I? Run along, now. You take this fight away from us too, and I'll personally tear your body in half. Vertically.
Can't always expect a top-notch feed, I suppose.
I don't expect it to be any good, but... at least we're getting to stretch our muscles for once.
They'll be happy to hear that I've nabbed us a mission at least, those bird-brains back at the coop. I'm sure they're already beating the living daylights out of each other.
!^#&*!%*!
Hah... ha ha ha...!!
I knew there was somethin' special about my lord when his cocky face didn't piss me off...
Just how... does he... keep giving us these... excellent fights?
As expected, the stragglers of the Jialan Guards were a wet blanket, the whole lot of them—we had no trouble mowing 'em down like paper.
... Until one of them decided to pull a bizarre trick and immediately turned the tide of battle against us.
It was one of the armored blokes. The instant he saw us, he collapsed to his knees like some loon havin' a breakdown, and... started multiplying.
Wasn't there a Taboo about that? Somethin' about an anti-repli... Clone ban, something... Whatever it is, I'm quite certain that breaks a Taboo.
Hah. The point is, he's multiplied to the point where the entire alleyway is swarming with... his clones.
My feather-headed lads dispatched to faraway missions are gonna stroll in proper jealous, they are!
This is exactly what I wanted... Just how many of you are there? A hundred? A thousand? Or... ten thousand?
!^#&*?
Yes... Yesss...! Now this is what I'm talking about! This is what I stayed in Daguanyuan for! Totally worth missing out on a Night in the Backstreets!
Come get me, you shites! I've got a <i>lot</i> of fight I need to catch up on! What do you know about bein' an Adept and havin' to let the chicks take my battle?
Bloodtalons...! Conflagrate...!
I cut them, burn them, and stab them...
I thrash my wings and wield the bloodflame blade until my shoulders dislocate.
…….
I think I'm getting a bit thirsty...
But I've got more than enough gas left in me. As long as I can wield the bloodflame blade... a rooster like me ain't ever gettin' exhausted in bloody battles like these.
…….
How many more have I got to go through?
Oh, a shiteload!
*splatter*
There's no end to the fight.
Dawn broke a while ago, but the monstrous inundation of clones is still covering every surface of the alleyway, crashing into me like waves to the point where I can't even see the world beyond it.
*splatter*
I love this.
Hah... hahahaha...! Haha...?
The fire wreathing my bloodflame blade shrank. Must've run out of oil.
... The Xianren geezer said somethin' about how the roosters' bloodflame blade's a borrowed and modified form of technique that some other folks use...
Somethin' about how they can use their own blood to spark bloodflame without oil...?
*splatter*
Huh... ain't that funny. So this modified technique we're using is the downgrade?
... Adept, what the hell are you talking about?
Huh? Uh... yeah, don't worry about it. Where'd the rest of that bloke go? There were a lot more of him here moments ago.
That multiplying monster? You killed all of him, Adept.
I what...?
Okay, I guess not. Then do you remember how you started attacking us out of battle fever?
I look around and see a few roosters on the ground, half beaten to death.
W-well, lads, I did warn you about waltzin' into my space when we're fighting, didn't I?
You're the one who ran up to us and started a fight, Adept...
Shut it. We're taking them to the apothecary. I'll grab two of 'em, so you grab the rest.
Yessir...
Gotta put those medical Boluses to good use, yeah? Hell, we rarely ever get to use 'em 'coz we're either dead or unscathed after a mission. No middle ground with you lot, I tell you.